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The Bigfella

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For those who don't do Facebook... we've been running a few threads there on a fairly consistent basis. New maps, new stickers, new tee shirts.

I'm going to have to rein in the content provider methinks...

This is getting out of hand

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Crikey... who would've thought old mate Ian had this much range?

Sure, the trailers make it look like a bloke with a magnificent set of mutton chops, a Coopers Pale Ale, and enough flowing locks to make a shampoo commercial jealous. But once you settle in with your popcorn, you're hit with a performance that'd have the critics carrying on like galahs.

This isn't just Helen as the face that launched a thousand motorcycle clubs. Nah. Ian delivers a surprisingly moving portrayal of a bloke... er... woman... trapped in the middle of a bloody catastrophe. You can feel every ounce of guilt, every impossible choice, and the crushing weight of a war that's chewed up kingdoms because everyone else lost the plot.

One minute you're laughing because Helen's knocking back a Coopers while the Greek fleet's bobbing around offshore. Next minute you're staring into the middle distance wondering whether humanity ever learns a flaming thing.

Russell Crowe reportedly called it, "Pretty bloody good."

The Academy is rumoured to be introducing a brand-new category:
Best Performance by an Australian Publican Playing an Ancient Greek Beauty.

Five stars.
Would launch again.
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